Dust Bunny Deluxe: A Life Less Ordinary (and Very, Very Hairy)
Hello. My name is Arthur, though honestly “walking mop” is more accurate. I am a Komondor, and yes, I *am* aware I look like a sentient sheepdog. Or a very large, slightly judgmental, dust bunny.
People often ask, “Do you…shed?” I don’t really *shed*, per se. I *generate* smaller versions of myself. My hair is a commitment. A lifestyle.
Walks are…interesting. I collect leaves, twigs, and the occasional small child’s lost toy. My owner just sighs and carries on. He says I’m “eco-friendly.” I think he’s just resigned.
Honestly, being this fluffy is exhausting. But hey, at least I always have a blanket. And a built-in disguise. You never know when you need to blend in with a flock. It’s a dog’s life, but it’s *my* dog’s life, and it’s gloriously, hilariously hairy.